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Featuring a bold, graphic design and a slogan that every boater can relate to, this shirt is sure to spark laughter and understanding with fellow sailors, dock hands, and anyone who's ever witnessed the hilarity (or horror) of docking a boat. Crafted from comfortable, breathable fabric in sizes for both men and women, this tee is ideal for boat trips, fishing expeditions, relaxing at the marina, or simply reminding everyone that a little (or a lot of) stress is par for the course when navigating tight spaces on the water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 4px 0px; padding-inline-start: 1.125rem; color: #1f1f1f; font-family: 'Google Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\" data-sourcepos=\"5:1-9:164\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0px;\" data-sourcepos=\"5:1-5:140\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eBoating Humor Must-Have:\u003c\/span\u003e Hilarious design playfully acknowledges the challenges (and colorful language) that come with docking a boat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0px;\" data-sourcepos=\"6:1-6:150\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003ePerfect for Captains \u0026amp; Crew:\u003c\/span\u003e Ideal for 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