Funny Contractor Hourly Rate Price Chart Contractor Sarcastic Gift T-Shirt
Funny Contractor Hourly Rate Price Chart Contractor Sarcastic Gift T-Shirt
Size Guide
Size Guide
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Shipping Details
Shipping Details
Due to high demand and volume, orders can take up to 3 days to ship out from our warehouse.
AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES
For the United States, we use USPS Priority Mail which takes 3 - 5 business days to deliver in any state of the USA.
For Canada, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days. But we also offer Expedited shipping to Canada. Please have a look at our shipping information for details.
For Australia, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.
For the UK and Europe, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.
For Worldwide we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 15 - 30 business days.
All orders will be dispatched from our Lone Tree, Colorado, US warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 4 business days for dispatch.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
30 Days Free Return
30 Days Free Return
We do accept returns within 30 days of delivery for replacement or a refund. Our guarantee covers defective or damaged products, sizing issues, and items lost in transit. Your satisfaction is our priority, this policy is in place so that we can serve you well and offer the best service there is to offer.
For more details please checkout our return and refund policy
Description
Description
This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.
Material
Material
100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Tear away label
Runs true to size
ABOUT THIS ITEM
This side-splitting "Contractor Hourly Rate: Price Chart & Tears May Apply" t-shirt is the perfect way to celebrate (or playfully lament) the realities of the contracting business. Featuring a bold, graphic design with a tongue-in-cheek hourly rate chart and a relatable slogan, this shirt will surely spark conversation and laughter with fellow contractors, and budget-minded homeowners, and maybe even soften the blow when it comes time to discuss the final bill. Crafted from comfortable, breathable fabric in sizes for both men and women, this tee is ideal for job sites, client meetings (worn with a touch of humor, of course), or simply reminding everyone that a contractor's expertise (and possibly a therapist's for the client) comes at a premium.
- Funny Contractor Gift: Hilarious design playfully acknowledges the sometimes steep costs associated with hiring a contractor.
- Perfect for Construction Workers & Clients: Ideal for contractors who take pride in their work and clients who appreciate a good laugh (and maybe need a reminder of the contractor's value).
- Conversation Starter & Icebreaker: A fun way to connect with clients, fellow contractors, and anyone who's ever swung a hammer or written a hefty check for a home improvement project.
- Comfortable Everyday Wear: Soft, breathable fabric ensures all-day comfort, whether you're hammering out a deal with a client or explaining why that leaky faucet fix won't be quite as cheap as they were hoping.
- Available in Multiple Sizes: Find the perfect fit for every construction professional and homeowner, from seasoned contractors to those just embarking on their first DIY adventure (and bracing themselves for the bill).
Why The Next?
At The Next Apparel, our passionate team is here to make sure you're 110% satisfied, whether you have questions about shipping times or need assistance creating the perfect custom apparel. Our ringspun cotton t-shirts are luxuriously soft, evoking the charm of your beloved vintage wardrobe items. We take extra care to cure each item under high heat after printing to ensure longevity without fading or flaking. Our ever-evolving designs cater to a variety of tastes, providing a continuous stream of new and humorous graphics.
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Fast Shipping
All over the United States with USPS Priority Mail.
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Free Returns
For the USA and Canada's Orders, free replacment and refund for 30 days!
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Let customers speak for us
I purchased this as a gift for my son , he loves it and so do I , I’m really thinking of getting one for myself and husband sizing is right on the money.
I received mine a couple of weeks ago. Great quality and a quick delivery!
Great product!! fast delivery
Great service makes happy customers!
It fits exactly as it should as a Men's Medium. The graphics are crisp a d printed very nicely. We love the look!
Still with some humor this is a very good and just funny shirt that with a great design.
Parfait!
Very nice patriotic jacket
I love the shirt I like how it fits and I am lovely color of the shirt quite a few people already came up to me and tell me they love the shirt
Ordered this Jacket for my 90 year old Dad. Sadly the sizing was wrong. After a few discussions with the rep. They agreed to send me the next size up. . I was disappointed that I was charged duty from it being sent VIA fed ex. USA to Canada. I check their site although they stated they were not responsible for any occurring taxes there really was no mention of duties. However they agreed to cover half. It was nice they showed some good will. Now the Jacket is absolutely beautiful and a genuine Leather as stated. Even came with a leather wallet. I would recommend this product however be very careful with sizing. The company itself seems to want to make things right, and very good with communicating this. I appreciated the person on the other end who did. Thank you!
Originally I thought The Next Apparel scammed me (they said they sent me the jacket I ordered two weeks earlier but I hadn't received it) and I wrote a nasty review. Apparently there was a shipping mistake, and I received the jacket today. It looks great, fits great and will be a terrific jacket to wear when I ride. Thanks, TNA, for making sure I got my delivery.
Fast delivery and nice quality
It's really cool. Thank you for helping with shipping tracking.
What customers think about the store
Offering quality products with efficient delivery, the store garners positive reviews praising fit, color, and style. While minor issues were noted, customers overall appreciated the patriotic designs and riding-friendly apparel....