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Funny I Can Only Please One Person A Day Sarcastic Humor Sarcasm Tshirt

Funny I Can Only Please One Person A Day Sarcastic Humor Sarcasm Tshirt

$17.99 USD
$17.99 USD
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Color: Charcoal
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Shipping Details

Due to high demand and volume, orders can take up to 3 days to ship out from our warehouse.

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For the United States, we use USPS Priority Mail which takes 3 - 5 business days to deliver in any state of the USA.

For Canada, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days. But we also offer Expedited shipping to Canada. Please have a look at our shipping information for details.

For Australia, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.

For the UK and Europe, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.

For Worldwide we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 15 - 30 business days.

All orders will be dispatched from our Lone Tree, Colorado, US warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 4 business days for dispatch.


*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays

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Description

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.

Material

100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

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Runs true to size

ABOUT THIS ITEM

This comfortable, breathable unisex tee is the perfect way for anyone who appreciates a touch of sarcasm to showcase their (somewhat realistic) limitations. Crafted from high-quality fabric, it's a lighthearted reminder that self-preservation and a dash of sarcasm can go a long way. It's a guaranteed conversation starter that sparks laughter and playful commiseration over the challenges of pleasing everyone.

  • High-quality, breathable fabric keeps you comfortable as you navigate the daily quest for interpersonal satisfaction (or at least minimize meltdowns).
  • Features a relatable and humorous message, "One Person Pleased Per Day - Choose Wisely," acknowledging the (sometimes impossible) task of pleasing everyone.
  • Appeals to both men and women who appreciate a good dose of sarcasm, prioritize self-care, and understand the limitations of human happiness.
  • Available in a variety of sizes to fit everyone who embraces a touch of self-deprecating humor and prioritizes their sanity.
  • Makes a thoughtful and humorous gift for yourself, a friend who's a master of sarcasm, or anyone who appreciates the importance of choosing their battles (and who to please) wisely
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