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Funny I Will Poop On Everything You Love Birds Sarcastic T-Shirt For Men Women T-Shirt

Funny I Will Poop On Everything You Love Birds Sarcastic T-Shirt For Men Women T-Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Color: Irish Green
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Shipping Details

Due to high demand and volume, orders can take up to 3 days to ship out from our warehouse.

AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES

For the United States, we use USPS Priority Mail which takes 3 - 5 business days to deliver in any state of the USA.

For Canada, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days. But we also offer Expedited shipping to Canada. Please have a look at our shipping information for details.

For Australia, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.

For the UK and Europe, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.

For Worldwide we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 15 - 30 business days.

All orders will be dispatched from our Lone Tree, Colorado, US warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 4 business days for dispatch.


*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays

30 Days Free Return

We do accept returns within 30 days of delivery for replacement or a refund. Our guarantee covers defective or damaged products, sizing issues, and items lost in transit. Your satisfaction is our priority, this policy is in place so that we can serve you well and offer the best service there is to offer.

For more details please checkout our return and refund policy

Description

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.

Material

100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

Tear away label

Runs true to size

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ABOUT THIS ITEM

Tired of the same old clichés and tired jokes? Want to make a bold statement and express your sarcasm in style? Our Funny "I Will Poop On Everything You Love" Birds Sarcastic T-Shirt is designed just for you. This shirt combines wit with a unique design to help you stand out and show off your sense of humor.

Imagine strolling into a room and instantly becoming the center of attention with this cheeky shirt. It’s not just about the laughs—it’s about making sure your wardrobe reflects your bold personality. Perfect for those who appreciate a good joke and aren’t afraid to be a little unconventional.

 

  • Bold and Sarcastic Design: The hilarious “I Will Poop On Everything You Love” message makes a strong statement and showcases your playful side. It’s perfect for those who love to mix humor with their fashion.
  • Comfort Meets Style: Crafted from premium, soft cotton, this t-shirt is not only comfortable but also durable. It’s designed to feel great whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends.
  • Versatile Wear: Available in various sizes and colors, this shirt fits seamlessly into any casual outfit. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or even a casual blazer for a look that’s uniquely yours.
  • Perfect Gift Choice: Know someone who loves sarcastic humor? This t-shirt makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. It’s a fun way to show you care, with a side of irreverent humor.
  • Easy to Care For: Machine washable and resistant to wear and tear, this t-shirt is designed for easy maintenance. Enjoy your favorite sarcastic shirt for years to come without the hassle.
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Why The Next?

At The Next Apparel, our passionate team is here to make sure you're 110% satisfied, whether you have questions about shipping times or need assistance creating the perfect custom apparel. Our ringspun cotton t-shirts are luxuriously soft, evoking the charm of your beloved vintage wardrobe items. We take extra care to cure each item under high heat after printing to ensure longevity without fading or flaking. Our ever-evolving designs cater to a variety of tastes, providing a continuous stream of new and humorous graphics.

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