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Funny Raccoon I Bake My Own Bread and Dont Trust The Government T-Shirt for Baker Men Women

Funny Raccoon I Bake My Own Bread and Dont Trust The Government T-Shirt for Baker Men Women

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Color: Red
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Shipping Details

Due to high demand and volume, orders can take up to 3 days to ship out from our warehouse.

AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES

For the United States, we use USPS Priority Mail which takes 3 - 5 business days to deliver in any state of the USA.

For Canada, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days. But we also offer Expedited shipping to Canada. Please have a look at our shipping information for details.

For Australia, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.

For the UK and Europe, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.

For Worldwide we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 15 - 30 business days.

All orders will be dispatched from our Lone Tree, Colorado, US warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 4 business days for dispatch.


*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays

30 Days Free Return

We do accept returns within 30 days of delivery for replacement or a refund. Our guarantee covers defective or damaged products, sizing issues, and items lost in transit. Your satisfaction is our priority, this policy is in place so that we can serve you well and offer the best service there is to offer.

For more details please checkout our return and refund policy

Description

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.

Material

100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

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Runs true to size

ABOUT THIS ITEM This playful design injects humor into the world of dinosaurs and mythical creatures, making it the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and the dominance of T-Rex. Crafted from comfortable, breathable fabric, this unisex t-shirt is ideal for museum visits, dino digs (imaginary or otherwise), or simply showing your love for prehistoric giants. Eye-catching and dinosaur-themed "unicorn snack" graphic that injects humor into your love for all things prehistoric. Available in a variety of sizes and colors to suit every dino enthusiast's style, from the T-Rex trivia masters to the velociraptor fans. High-quality, breathable material for ultimate comfort while you explore natural history museums, unearth dino facts, or just relax with fellow dino lovers. The perfect gift for paleontology enthusiasts, dinosaur lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good pun and the idea of a T-Rex with a mythical appetite. Machine washable for easy care, because even dino adventures can get a little messy (but hopefully not with unicorn dust).
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Why The Next?

At The Next Apparel, our passionate team is here to make sure you're 110% satisfied, whether you have questions about shipping times or need assistance creating the perfect custom apparel. Our ringspun cotton t-shirts are luxuriously soft, evoking the charm of your beloved vintage wardrobe items. We take extra care to cure each item under high heat after printing to ensure longevity without fading or flaking. Our ever-evolving designs cater to a variety of tastes, providing a continuous stream of new and humorous graphics.

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    All over the United States with USPS Priority Mail.

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    For the USA and Canada's Orders, free replacment and refund for 30 days!

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Frequently asked Questions

What material are your T-shirts made of?

Our T-shirts are made from soft, breathable cotton or cotton blend fabric depending on the color and style. The fabric is comfortable, durable and perfect for everyday wear, whether you are buying a funny design, a holiday print, or a special awareness tee.

How are the designs printed?

We use high quality direct to garment printing. This printing method gives bright colors, smooth details and a long lasting finish for all types of artwork including bold graphics, text based designs, memes, sports themes, political prints, couples designs and more. The print does not crack or peel with normal use.

Do the T-shirts shrink after washing?

Minimal shrinkage can happen with any cotton fabric, but we pre-treat our shirts to keep the fit consistent. Follow the care instructions and your shirt will stay true to size.

How do I choose the right size?

Every product page includes a detailed size chart. For the best fit, compare your measurements with the chart. If you like an oversized or relaxed look, pick one size up. If you prefer fitted, choose your regular size.

How should I wash and care for the T-shirt?

Turn the shirt inside out before washing. Use cold water and mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners. Tumble dry on low heat or air dry to protect the print. These steps help keep the colors bright for holiday themes, pride designs, anniversary prints, gaming graphics and every other style.

Do you offer matching or couple T-shirts?

Yes, many of our designs are available in matching themes for couples, family sets, parents to be and seasonal groups. You can explore the Couples and Family categories or message us for help finding a matching set?

Are your awareness shirts supportive of real causes?

Many of our awareness designs, such as Breast Cancer Awareness or mental health themes, are made to help spread positive messages. Unless clearly mentioned in the product description, purchases are not tied to donations. The purpose of these shirts is to raise visibility and support the cause through conversation.

Do you restock trending or seasonal designs?

Yes, we regularly update the Hot Trends, Holidays, Back to School, Pride, Halloween, Christmas, Sports and other collections. If a design sells out or becomes popular again, we do our best to bring it back.

Can I request a custom T-shirt design?

Yes, you can request a personalized T-shirt. This includes custom names, dates, numbers, matching couple ideas, inside jokes, gym quotes and other themes. Message us with your idea and we will create it for you.

How long does it take to receive my order?

Processing time is usually quick because your T-shirt is printed fresh after you place the order. Shipping time depends on your location. You can see the estimated delivery date at checkout.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship to many countries. Shipping options and delivery times may vary.

What if I receive the wrong size or a damaged item

If anything arrives incorrect or damaged, contact us right away. We will replace it for you at no cost. We want you to feel confident ordering designs across all categories including political, gaming, sarcastic, holiday, sports, or any other style.

Can I exchange my T-shirt?

Yes, exchanges are available within the return window. Reach out to us and we will guide you through the process.

Are the colors on screen the same as the real product?

We use high quality printing, but slight variations can happen due to lighting or screen settings. The final print is always sharp and vibrant.