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Funny Wooden Spoon Survivor Retro Novelty Sarcastic T-Shirt Men Women

Funny Wooden Spoon Survivor Retro Novelty Sarcastic T-Shirt Men Women

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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Due to high demand and volume, orders can take up to 3 days to ship out from our warehouse.

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Description

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.

Material

100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)

Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

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Runs true to size

ABOUT THIS ITEM

This side-splitting "Wooden Spoon Survivor" t-shirt is the perfect way to celebrate (or playfully lament) your past kitchen encounters and emerging victorious. Featuring a retro-inspired graphic design and a universally understood slogan, this shirt is sure to spark conversation and laughter with fellow survivors, overachieving home cooks, and maybe even a chuckle from parents who wielded the spoon with love (or perhaps a little frustration). Crafted from comfortable, breathable fabric in sizes for both men and women, this tee is ideal for everyday wear, cooking up a storm in the kitchen, reliving childhood kitchen memories, or simply reminding everyone that sometimes, surviving a wooden spoon encounter is a badge of honor (and a testament to your culinary skills).

  • Funny Cooking T-Shirt: Hilarious design in a retro style playfully acknowledges the (sometimes) disciplinary power of the wooden spoon.
  • Perfect for Home Cooks: Ideal for anyone who has ever faced the wooden spoon, from seasoned chefs to childhood survivors.
  • Conversation Starter & Icebreaker: A fun way to bond with fellow cooks over shared kitchen experiences, both funny and maybe a touch fear-inducing.
  • Comfortable Everyday Wear: Soft, breathable fabric ensures all-day comfort, whether you're wielding a whisk or reminiscing about past wooden spoon encounters.
  • Available in Multiple Sizes: Find the perfect fit for every kitchen warrior, from seasoned chefs to those who've just mastered boiling water without setting off the smoke alarm.
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