Funny Wooden Spoon Survivor Retro Novelty Sarcastic T-Shirt Men Women
Funny Wooden Spoon Survivor Retro Novelty Sarcastic T-Shirt Men Women
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Shipping Details
Shipping Details
Due to high demand and volume, orders can take up to 3 days to ship out from our warehouse.
AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES
For the United States, we use USPS Priority Mail which takes 3 - 5 business days to deliver in any state of the USA.
For Canada, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days. But we also offer Expedited shipping to Canada. Please have a look at our shipping information for details.
For Australia, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.
For the UK and Europe, we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 7 - 15 business days.
For Worldwide we use UPS Standard shipping which takes about 15 - 30 business days.
All orders will be dispatched from our Lone Tree, Colorado, US warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 4 business days for dispatch.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
30 Days Free Return
30 Days Free Return
We do accept returns within 30 days of delivery for replacement or a refund. Our guarantee covers defective or damaged products, sizing issues, and items lost in transit. Your satisfaction is our priority, this policy is in place so that we can serve you well and offer the best service there is to offer.
For more details please checkout our return and refund policy
Description
Description
This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.
Material
Material
100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Tear away label
Runs true to size
ABOUT THIS ITEM
This side-splitting "Wooden Spoon Survivor" t-shirt is the perfect way to celebrate (or playfully lament) your past kitchen encounters and emerging victorious. Featuring a retro-inspired graphic design and a universally understood slogan, this shirt is sure to spark conversation and laughter with fellow survivors, overachieving home cooks, and maybe even a chuckle from parents who wielded the spoon with love (or perhaps a little frustration). Crafted from comfortable, breathable fabric in sizes for both men and women, this tee is ideal for everyday wear, cooking up a storm in the kitchen, reliving childhood kitchen memories, or simply reminding everyone that sometimes, surviving a wooden spoon encounter is a badge of honor (and a testament to your culinary skills).
- Funny Cooking T-Shirt: Hilarious design in a retro style playfully acknowledges the (sometimes) disciplinary power of the wooden spoon.
- Perfect for Home Cooks: Ideal for anyone who has ever faced the wooden spoon, from seasoned chefs to childhood survivors.
- Conversation Starter & Icebreaker: A fun way to bond with fellow cooks over shared kitchen experiences, both funny and maybe a touch fear-inducing.
- Comfortable Everyday Wear: Soft, breathable fabric ensures all-day comfort, whether you're wielding a whisk or reminiscing about past wooden spoon encounters.
- Available in Multiple Sizes: Find the perfect fit for every kitchen warrior, from seasoned chefs to those who've just mastered boiling water without setting off the smoke alarm.
Why The Next?
At The Next Apparel, our passionate team is here to make sure you're 110% satisfied, whether you have questions about shipping times or need assistance creating the perfect custom apparel. Our ringspun cotton t-shirts are luxuriously soft, evoking the charm of your beloved vintage wardrobe items. We take extra care to cure each item under high heat after printing to ensure longevity without fading or flaking. Our ever-evolving designs cater to a variety of tastes, providing a continuous stream of new and humorous graphics.
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All over the United States with USPS Priority Mail.
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Free Returns
For the USA and Canada's Orders, free replacment and refund for 30 days!
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I purchased this as a gift for my son , he loves it and so do I , I’m really thinking of getting one for myself and husband sizing is right on the money.
I received mine a couple of weeks ago. Great quality and a quick delivery!
Great product!! fast delivery
Great service makes happy customers!
It fits exactly as it should as a Men's Medium. The graphics are crisp a d printed very nicely. We love the look!
Still with some humor this is a very good and just funny shirt that with a great design.
Parfait!
Very nice patriotic jacket
I love the shirt I like how it fits and I am lovely color of the shirt quite a few people already came up to me and tell me they love the shirt
Ordered this Jacket for my 90 year old Dad. Sadly the sizing was wrong. After a few discussions with the rep. They agreed to send me the next size up. . I was disappointed that I was charged duty from it being sent VIA fed ex. USA to Canada. I check their site although they stated they were not responsible for any occurring taxes there really was no mention of duties. However they agreed to cover half. It was nice they showed some good will. Now the Jacket is absolutely beautiful and a genuine Leather as stated. Even came with a leather wallet. I would recommend this product however be very careful with sizing. The company itself seems to want to make things right, and very good with communicating this. I appreciated the person on the other end who did. Thank you!
Originally I thought The Next Apparel scammed me (they said they sent me the jacket I ordered two weeks earlier but I hadn't received it) and I wrote a nasty review. Apparently there was a shipping mistake, and I received the jacket today. It looks great, fits great and will be a terrific jacket to wear when I ride. Thanks, TNA, for making sure I got my delivery.
Fast delivery and nice quality
It's really cool. Thank you for helping with shipping tracking.
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